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heatherdukes: “Favorite pastime: changing water into wine.”

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Surimistick: Still, Its Horrible That Movies And Media In General Gives You This Idea That If You’re A Male And You’re Not Attractive You Can Still Score Incredibly Hot Girls By Being Funny And “Yourself” But If You’re A Girl And You’re Not

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Beauxbatons: Oh My God I’m Fucking Sick Of This Generation’s Mentality That Your Sadness Is Beautiful And Somebody Will Fix You And All This Fucking John Green Shit Nobody Will Find You In A Bookstore Reading Bukowski And Want To Lie With You And

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Acidmist: I’ve Always Wanted To Be Able To Pull Off Colored Hair :(((

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