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catholicnun: Halloween costume idea: dress up as your URL how do you dress up as stars doing the nasty

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Alt-J: Do U Ever Just Keep Ur Hand On Ur Boob For Hours Sitting On The Couch Watching A Movie With Ur Entire Family

Cockchomp: Not Killing Myself Is A Personal Achievement But You Cant Really Brag About That At Dinner Parties

I Wanna Message This Hot Kid Thats In A Couple Of My Classes On Facebook But It Would Be Awkward And I Would Get Anxiety And Ive Only Said Like Three Words To Him And Someone Help

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One-Millionpieces: I’d Say About 60% Of The Stories I Tell Go Unfinished Because Either Someone Cuts Me Off Or I Stop Talking Because I Realize That No One Is Listening

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Fasterfood: Wear Floaties To School To Avoid Drowning In Ur Own Tears

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