claws-of-eden: A touch of love and hope would be all I ever want for my birthday. For once, I have everything I could want on my birthday

claws-of-eden: A touch of love and hope would be all I ever want for my birthday. For once, I have everything I could want on my birthday

Vvhaleshark: Last Night Some Kid Spilled Nachos All Over Himself And He Was So Sad And I Leaned Over And Whispered Into His Ear “I Guess It’s Nacho Day” And He’s Probably Plotting My Death Right Now

Dies Suffocating While Trying Not To Cough In Public

Basedgosh: I Feel Like Tall People At Concerts Have Everything They Want In The World

Allwereallyneedisweed: Before Deciding Where To Go Remember Where You Come From.

My Mother Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted So I Became An Unemployed And Antisocial Recluse With An Internet Dependence And An Intolerance For Natural Light

Its My Mofuckin Birthday Niggas

I Suck At Keeping In Contact With People Even If I Like Them

Hippiebabysitterr: Today I Heard 2 Kids Talking About Buying Fake Ids After School And So I Started Eavesdropping Cuz U Know Thats Big Kid Stuff And Then One Was Like “Yeah But Is All This Really Worth It Like Im Pretty Sure The Fake Ids Cost More

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Calistablack: Imagine If Sirius Could Have Raised Harry And When He Sent A Howler To Him In His Second Year For Driving The Car To School. &Amp;Ldquo;I’m Not Even Mad, I’m Actually Impressed. Merlin’s Bloody Balls I’m Proud.&Amp;Rdquo; And Remus In The

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