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vvhaleshark: last night some kid spilled nachos all over himself and he was so sad and I leaned over and whispered into his ear “I guess it’s nacho day” and he’s probably plotting my death right now

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My Mother Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted So I Became An Unemployed And Antisocial Recluse With An Internet Dependence And An Intolerance For Natural Light

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