i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

Chiefarnook: Chrisprattsfatcock: Basaleus: Chrisprattsfatcock: Buzzfeed: Bean Curd Has Never Been More Appealing. [X] What Is Bean Curd? Tofu Oh I Don’t Like Tofu But I’d Eat It Off His Dick For Sure You Know Where I Haven’t Been Yet?…

Silversarcasm: The Idea Of People Having To Be ‘Useful’ Is Just So Gross, Like People Do Not Exist To Be Used Having To Produce Something And Have A Use Is A Capitalist Ideal And Not An Intrinsic Part Of Humanity Just By Being Alive You Are Human

Le Corps Est L’art De Vivre.

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Nikewomen: If You Love Baths, Maybe You’ll Also Love Sweating Enough To Justify A Bath.

Hi Im Kath!

Culturallyrelevanturl: Ejakeulati0N: Ejakeulati0N: So I Was In Choir Today And This Dude Wouldn’t Get Away From The Piano But I Needed To Find My Starting Pitch So I Told Him To Play Me A D And He Didn’t Listen To Me So I Yelled “I Need The D,

The-Addiction-Of-You: Can I Hit It In The Morning 🍁

#I Have No Idea Where Andy Dwyer Ends And Chris Pratt Begins

Jungkooksan: “If You Ever See Me In The Tabloids Driving A Motorcycle, Find Me And Kick Me In The Nuts” [X]

Eonline: “I Can Tell That People Are Motivated By My Transformations, And That Feels Really Good. But Everyone Should Know When The Movie Star Stuff Is Over, I Might Go Back To Being The Fat Guy. My Wife Wants A Pizza Oven—She’s Going To Learn

Je-Crois-En-Larry: Evans Pretty Much Called Chris Pratt His Daddy. #Confirmed

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