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thefastandthefuriosa: frenchgrapefruit: yiffmaster: you can cop john cena’s jorts at kmart thefastandthefuriosa Buy me these for my birthday

Phytomaniacs: My Cactus Seedlings Are About 8 Months Old Now. Just Repotted Them In Tiny Pots.

Punpun-Kirakira:patrickat:nihilisticc:so My Parents Just Found Out About My Fourteen Year Old Brother Smoking Weed Because They Found This On His Window Ledge. So In The Middle Of A Huge Lecture My Dad Decides To Open The Baggie And Smell It To See How

Lexliftss: “Wow I Wish I Still Looked Like That” As I Drink My Beer And Eat My Sandwich

Fingers You In Public Places Like Its Nothing

Satanicvaginas2:This Is So Fucking Stupid I Hate How Much I’m Laughing

Eternal Solitude

Xydg: I Wonder What Its Like To Be Attractive Enough To Have Random People Have Crushes On You

Forgive Me For Who I'm Not

Navel: I’d Make U Grilled Cheese At 2 Am

Sonoanthony: Everything Hurts Girls When They Not Having Sex, You Bump Them And They Be Like “Ouch” But If It’s Sex They Be Like “Punch Me In The Face You Pussy”

Omgtsn: Highnoonhex: Mistahgrundy: Kat-Reverie: Omgtsn: A Masterpost Fuvk Hsdgujwkeg I Love This Spoopy Bus This Is Actually Pissing Me Off. It Has Begun To Ruin Halloween For Me Knowing People Don’t Spell Check. Things Are

Fuck The World

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