landorus: when i have a baby im not gonna name it till it learns its first word. then ill name it after that. then i wont let it learn any other words. thats the closest thing to having my own pokemon that ill ever have

landorus: when i have a baby im not gonna name it till it learns its first word. then ill name it after that. then i wont let it learn any other words. thats the closest thing to having my own pokemon that ill ever have

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