just-shower-thoughts: Buying a new computer online is like making your current one dig its own grave.

just-shower-thoughts: Buying a new computer online is like making your current one dig its own grave.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Society Has Become So Civilized That We Have To Simulate Manual Labor At The Gym In Order To Reap The Health Benefits That Civilizations Of Past Centuries Had To Do Naturally For A Living.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Owned An Adult Store, Policy Would Have Staff Conclude A Sex Toy Sale With A Cheery Smile And A Hearty ‘Now Go Fuck Yourself!’.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: “Condoms Are For Pussies” Would Be A Great Condom Brand Slogan.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There’s Probably An Employee Named Jake Who Works At State Farm, Who’s Had It With People’s Jokes.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Men Wake Up Aroused With Erections We Call It Morning Wood, So If Women Wake Up Wet And Aroused Should We Call It “Morning Dew?”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Were A Judge, Every Time Someone Finished Speaking In Court I’d Yell “Well I’ll Be The Judge Of That.”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Roast Of Justin Bieber Should’ve Been Called The Biebercue.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Somewhere, There’s A 50 Year Old Billionaire Who’s Future Trophy Wife Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Our Brain Is Our Most Important Organ. According To Our Brain.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Canadian Websites Should End With .Eh

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Slang Is Slang For “Shortened Language”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Patrick From Spongebob Isn’t Stupid, He Just Lives Under A Rock.

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