just-shower-thoughts: There’s probably an employee named Jake who works at State Farm, who’s had it with people’s jokes.

just-shower-thoughts: There’s probably an employee named Jake who works at State Farm, who’s had it with people’s jokes.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Men Wake Up Aroused With Erections We Call It Morning Wood, So If Women Wake Up Wet And Aroused Should We Call It “Morning Dew?”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Were A Judge, Every Time Someone Finished Speaking In Court I’d Yell “Well I’ll Be The Judge Of That.”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Roast Of Justin Bieber Should’ve Been Called The Biebercue.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Somewhere, There’s A 50 Year Old Billionaire Who’s Future Trophy Wife Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Our Brain Is Our Most Important Organ. According To Our Brain.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Canadian Websites Should End With .Eh

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Slang Is Slang For “Shortened Language”

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Patrick From Spongebob Isn’t Stupid, He Just Lives Under A Rock.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Saying Yolo To A Buddhist. Is Like Saying There Is No God, To A Christian.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If It’s The Circle Of Life, Then Life Is Pointless.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: They Should Put Panic Buttons Inside Cash Registers, So You Can Press It Whilst Looking Like You’re Retrieving Cash

Just-Shower-Thoughts: What If The Cure For Autism Turns Out To Be A Vaccine?

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