snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”

snorlaxatives: me: eats cookie dough some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”

Dancakes: I Feel Like I’m Bathing In A Galaxy (Lush “Shoot For The Stars” Bath Bomb)

Championcoolbreeze: Obfuscatingdeity: The Thing To Realize Here Is That Conservatives Find The Idea Of Paying Workers A Livable Wage So Absurd That They Make Hyperbolic Comparisons Like This Because Fifteen Dollars And Hour And A Hundred Thousand

Ionlyfollowbadblogs: It’s Valentines Day Next Month And I Don’t Want To Pressure You Guys But You Should Probably Start Planning How You’re Going To Confess Your Love To Me..

We All Need Attention

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Stutler: Me: Tells Literally Everyone That I Love Them Bystander: You Can’t Say That All The Time Or It’ll Lose Its Meaning Me: Hi I Love U Too, You Sad And Bitter Person

Coolprofessor: &Amp;Ldquo;Ok Dost Thou Finger Thyself?(;&Amp;Rdquo;

We're Under Control

Weedjoke420: Gives A Ted Talk On How 2 Ball

Megablaziken: Does Her Face Look Like She Was Growing That On Accident

Stay Positive Bro.

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