norisblackbook: Oh you thought because she’s hecka pregnant I was going to relieve her of her duties of toting me around?

norisblackbook: Oh you thought because she’s hecka pregnant I was going to relieve her of her duties of toting me around?

Norisblackbook: Not Today Paps… Just Not Today.

Norisblackbook: Stay Strong Koko…

Norisblackbook: Well Yeah, One Can Only Take So Much Fetty Wap.

Norisblackbook: Auntie Koko Demonstrating The Various Ways To Do Lunges. If You Are Wondering, The Answer Is Yes, The Exercise Is Just As Effective With Clothes On.

Norisblackbook: Mommy Is Seven Months Preggo And She’s Still In Heels. Part Of Me Thinks She’s The Real Mvp For That, And The Other Part Of Me Thinks She’s A Lunatic.

Norisblackbook: Complete Negligence On Auntie Kourt’s Part. I Should Be The One Being Carried. Not Only Am I Younger Than P, I’m The One Wearing Chanel. I Think She’s Still Salty About Not Being Named My Godmother, But This Is Shady. Despite The

Norisblackbook: Kisses From Koko Are So Much Better Since She Dumped French Montana. She Doesn’t Taste Like Peach Ciroc Anymore.

Norisblackbook: With The Season Changing, I Asked Mommy To Help Me Re-Organize My Wardrobe. I Didn’t Realize The Good Lighting In The Closet Would Be Such A Distraction For Her. By The Time She Took Her 73Rd Selfie, I Had Already Gone Through All My

Norisblackbook: I Had To Keep It Real With Auntie Kourt And Let Her Know That I Didn’t Invite Her Kids To Dadye’s Show Because I Don’t Think They’re New York Fashion Week Material. Walking Around Barefoot And In Pajamas Is Fine For Calabasas,

Norisblackbook: I Went For Princess Swag Today, However Because This Was A Last Minute Thing, This Stroller Was The Best I Could Do In Lieu Of A Horse And Carriage.

Norisblackbook: I Staged Some “Mother-Daughter Bonding” Photos While We Were In St. Barts. I Probably Could’ve Had Some More Believable Toys. A Shovel? A Rake? Who’s Really Going To Believe That I Would Be Doing Manual Labor.

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