jakemalik: i bet you don’t even have 99 problems you probably have like 92 or 93 stop exaggerating

jakemalik: i bet you don’t even have 99 problems you probably have like 92 or 93 stop exaggerating

Stay-Ocean-Minded: I Hate Sundays Because Sunday Is Homework Day But I Cant Do My Homework Because I Have To Spend My Day Accepting The Fact That I Have School Tomorrow

Fovelshucker: Dont Be Friends With Me I Laugh At My Own Jokes For Years

Perfectrainbow: Imagine Someone Telling You Theyve Masturbated To You Like How Flattering Would That Be Its Actually A Little Awkward Too

Rupindre: Egg: I Need To Get Laid Who Did This

Dirkstridersbraces: Firebending-Turtleducks: Dirkstridersbraces: One Time I Took A Picture Of A Girl’s Buttcrack In Gym Class And Got Sent To The Assistant Principal’s Office And The School Cop Busted In Asking Where The Drugs Were Because He Had

Cassjaytuck: What If You Started Making Car Alarm Noises When People You Didn’t Like Touched You

Gentle-Insomnia: It Annoys Me How If You’re Not Good At Art Or Music It’s Okay Because You’re Just “Not Talented” In That Area But If You’re Not Good At Science, Maths Or English You’re “Dumb”.

Magicconchshell: I Usually Dont Post Pics Of My Family On Here But This Is My Sister My Brother My Dad And I

Nobody Actually Likes Me

Stay Golden

Westbor0Baptistchurch: “But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Thebagofholding: “Man I Am So Tired” Stays Up For 3 More Hours Doing Absolutely Nothing

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