oomshi: Home Alone is soooooo inaccurate that kid didnt even jack off once in like three movies smh smh

oomshi: Home Alone is soooooo inaccurate that kid didnt even jack off once in like three movies smh smh

Vvebkinz: I Dont Understand Girls Who Get Creeped Out If A Lesbian Thinks There Hot Because Its Like Hell Fuckin Yea Someone Thinks Im Hot

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Sharonosbourne: “Why Are You Taking Your Laptop Into The Bathroom”

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Teamfreewifi: Back In My Day, We Didn’t Have Menu Screens. When A Movie Ended It Was Replaced By A Tranquil, Bright Blue Screen That Suddenly Became Screeching, Demonic Static If You Didn’t Turn Off The Tv In Time.

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Can-U-Not-My-Wayward-Son: Berksome: A Happy Couple Might’ve Got Married Today Someone Might’ve Kissed Their Best Friend And Realized They Are Gay Today Someone Might’ve Found Out They Were Officially Cancer Free Today Someone Might’ve Finally

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