can-u-not-my-wayward-son: berksome: a happy couple might’ve got married today someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today someone might’ve finally

can-u-not-my-wayward-son: berksome: a happy couple might’ve got married today someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today someone might’ve finally

No Bad Days

The Universe Says Hello

Mayanparty: Why Did This Just Appear On My Computer

Okayfuckittybye: I’m Sitting In The Parking Lot At Mcdonalds And Some Country Bumpkin Guy Leans Out The Window Of His Ugly Ass Truck And Yells “Hey Girl You’re Looking Hot Can I Tap That?” And I Accidentally Yelled “Sorry You Have To Have

Quacklem0Re: Macklemack: Sometimes U Just Gotta Not Put Pants On What Do You Mean Sometimes

I Can't Stop Laughing At My Webcam Folder

No Bad Days

Itsvondell: If I Die Tonight It’s Because I Ate 3 Calcium Supplement Gummies Instead Of The Recommended 2 And My Bones Got Too Strong And Wild And Left My Weak Body To Find A Better One

221Bitssmallerontheoutside: His Sass. I Live For It.

Twentyoneandpregnant: Lifehackable: Hack Life Here I Did This Once And I Thought It Said Two Cups Of Vanilla Extract And My Whole House Smelled Like The Pillsburry Dough Boys Butt Hole For A Month.

Crowleyandthebabes: Two-Winchesters-And-Castiel: Dontbearuiner: Dolphinboy420: Choose Carefully: The Red Pill Or The Blue Pill Either Way, You’re Not Leaving The Couch For Sixteen Hours. Amateurs. You Are The Future

Myreligioniskindness: Explosion2: Myreligioniskindness: My Brother Tried To Pick Up A Banana To Make It Look Like He Was Talking On The Phone But All The Bananas In The Bunch Came With It And He Just Looked At Me And Went “I Guess It’s A Conference

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