negritaaa: TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives? Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy? TSA: why do u always do this?

negritaaa: TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives? Me: points to crotch u mean this bomb pussy? TSA: why do u always do this?

Onlinewifey: Smack That Ass From 8 Feet Away

Good That.

Willy Wonka And I Are One

Good That.

Greathaircut: If You Plug Your Headphones Into A Hole In Tree You Can Hear Tree Thoughts. Stuff Like “Birds Live In My Hair” “Water Is My Favorite” “The Sun Is My Boyfriend”

Do-He-Got-The-Assbutt: Twofingerswhiskey: Red-Hightops: Twofingerswhiskey: Opens Hot Chocolate Packet, Dumps It On Table, Uses Packet To Form Line, Snorts It Chugs Milk Breaks Mug On Face And Deepthroats Spoon What In The Blue Fuck Is Wrong

Ursulatheseabitchh: Acting Cool But Checking Out The Booty Like

Anna

Nickcarragay: Isn’t It Weird That We Have One Hand That Knows How To Do Everything And Then One Hand That Just Sits There Like “I Don’t Know How To Hold A Pencil”

Whatevez

Laurelgienah

Solluxcraptor: &Amp;Ldquo;You’re Too Cute To Be Single!&Amp;Rdquo; Then Date Me

SwordSwallowers TBoIRule34