pizzaforpresident: i’ve reblogged this stupid fucking pizza picture at least 35 times in my tumblr career and every single time it comes back around i get hungry again

pizzaforpresident: i’ve reblogged this stupid fucking pizza picture at least 35 times in my tumblr career and every single time it comes back around i get hungry again

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Tsarbucks: No I’m Not Gonna Lend You My Pencil Because If I Lend You My Pencil Then You’ll Want My Calculator And Then You’ll Want Austria And Czechoslovakia And Then You’ll End Up Invading Poland And I Will Not Have That Shit

Harroldstyle: People Who Can Only Eat 1 Slice Of Pizza Are Weak And Will Not Survive The Winter

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Brilliances: What If Everything Was Just A Bad Dream And You Wake Up To A Perfect Life

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Cyberwank: The Prophecy

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Merrycanary: Johnrulestheworld: Hickeys Are Beautiful Because They Are The Only Time A Bruise Results From Love And Affection Rather Than Harm Well Not The Only Time, If You’re Someone Who Partakes In Bdsm And Like Bruises

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