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paradisaic: I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

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Tanakas: If You’re Mad At Me Please Just Tell Me What I Did Wrong Instead Of Ignoring Me

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Sixpenceee: My Mom’s Like Why Are You Awake At 3Am And Im Like Why Are You So Obsessed With Me

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