urgentcum: my senior quote would probably be “i just came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so atracked rn”

urgentcum: my senior quote would probably be “i just came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so atracked rn”

Deoxyhemoglobin: I Was Chatting With A Donor Before I Drew His Blood, And He Was A Dentist. When I Actually Drew Him, There Was Just A Little Squirt Of Blood And It Surprised Him I Looked Him In They Eye And Told Him “You’re Bleeding Because You

It Scares Me That You Never Know What Someone Is Thinking Or Feeling Towards You And Everything That They Say Could Be One Massive Lie

Spukee: In Australia, We Pronounce ‘Gif’ As ‘Oi Mate This Fuckin Picture Is Movin I Am So Fuckin Fried’

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

Poopflow: Maliciousmelons: Imagine If They Named A Disease After Your Url Oh God

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

Unkhs: I Used To Be Like “I Wonder What Would Happen If I Set This Thing On Fire” And Since Then I’ve Learned That More Often Than Not The Answer Is “It’ll Be On Fire”

I Need To Stop Imagining Scenarios In My Head That Have A -2% Chance Of Actually Happening It’s Becoming A Problem

Drought

Catlover839: Archgayngel: Captain-Irrayditation: Irrhythmic: Captchaloginbreadcrumbs: [Internal Screaming] This Is Not Ok Telling Time Just Got 300% More Confusing Aesthetically Interesting, Cognitively Nightmarish Teacher: What’s The Time?

Rupsidaisy: Gay8: Fuck Attractive People That’s The Plan

Cowbellguy: Hand Jobs And Blow Jobs Are Called Jobs Because They’re Tedious And Dicks Are Gross. Going Down On A Girl Is Called Eating Out Because It’s A Privilege.

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