lameimpasta: when mutuals are complaining about how nobody is reblogging their selfie but u remember they never reblog urs

lameimpasta: when mutuals are complaining about how nobody is reblogging their selfie but u remember they never reblog urs

Mypussytight: Dunkindont: You Dont Need Drugs To Have Fun Don’t Tell Me Drugs Aren’t Involved In This

Shutthefuckupcas: Shutthefuckupcas: Shutthefuckupcas: My Dad Accidentally Threw A Cheese Grater At Me So I Left The Room And He Yelled “Come Back Here You Ungrateful Child” While Laughing Hysterically Update My Mom Just Told Me That If I Had Even

Killbenedictcumberbatch: I Asked This Question In 2011 And After Three Years I Was Nowhere Near Prepared For This Answer

Into The Sea, You And Me™

Calms

Im-Quietly-Finding-My-Way: Daily Fucking Reminder Dont Fucking Drive Drunk You Assholes Why Are You All So Fucking Stupid

E-Nergy: Step 1: Make Girl Laugh Step 2: Make Girl Moan

Johaxnnamason: Annabellioncourt: Shakespeare Wrote That All The World’s A Stage. His Theater Was Called The Globe. Not Only Was That Line Philosophical And Deep, But It Was Also A Fucking Pun. Also Remember The Famous Line From Romeo &Amp;Amp; Juliet:

Sexrumors: Trying To Bang With Ur Boo While Ur Parent In The Other Room

Thauwn: Shit

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Traversinq: Vintage/Personal

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