jakesjohnson:otp: we’re not a couple.me:

jakesjohnson:otp: we’re not a couple.me:

Zinf: I’m A Good Person And I Don’t Deserve This

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Meganwalls: I Went To Walmart To Buy A Tub Of Cookie Dough And A Box Of Tampons And As The Seventeen Year Old Boy Was Ringing Up My Stuff He Just Looked At Me And Said “It’s Going To Be Okay”

Memeking69: Nearly Had It Andy

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Zarggg: Oh My God I Completely Forgot About Vampires Suck

Unfriendlyasiangirl: Your Baby’s Kicking You Say? Wow Discipline Your Child

Delemons: Nyehs: Delemons: Please Don’t Touch My Thigh My Dick Will Rise Like Apollo 13 But Apollo 13 Exploded That’s The Goal

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Ruinedchildhood: Beyoncé Pouring My College Tuition Fees Into A Hot Tub

Dudishly: Me Running Away From My Adult Responsibilities:

Mariahcareys: When You’ve Been Swimming And Water Is In Your Ear

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