thesickestjokes: People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

thesickestjokes: People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

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Paleful: U Know Its Ok To Admit That U Love Me In My Ask

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Classicmeevs: If You Ever Find Yourself Saying Anything Remotely Similar To This Please Go To Jail

Is There A Character Limit On Titles? Like Could Someone Hypothetically Post The Entire Script To Bee Movie In This Font

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Dreamingofdoctorwho: Do You Ever Miss People That You Dont Even Know Like “Wow That Punk Guy Who Stood In Front Of Me In The Line For That Tour And We Shared A Laugh, Man That Guy Was Cool I Miss Him” Like What Is That Just Me Or Do Other People

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