[A frog ball floats in a pool while an unseen person talks about it] It’s really amazing to me how, you know, sometimes you can just receive these gifts and uh.. You know, I didn’t ask for this frog ball, but …she’s here.

[A frog ball floats in a pool while an unseen person talks about it] It’s really amazing to me how, you know, sometimes you can just receive these gifts and uh.. You know, I didn’t ask for this frog ball, but …she’s here.

Nowavvves: If You Think A Girl Is Cute And Awesome And Really Cool And Genuinely Like Her But Won’t Date Her Because She’s Chubby Or Fat And You Don’t Want People To Judge You For It Then Please Remember You’re A Piece Of Shit Okay, Promise

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

Thecommonchick:me: Hey Want To Act Out A Scene From 50 Shades?Boy: Duh Me: Okay I Choose The One Where You Buy Me A Brand New Audi

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Half Boy Half Robot Half Ravioli

Sabrielshipping-Charliebartlett: “We’re Preparing You For The Real World” I Don’t Meant To Alarm You But The Real World Has Calculators

Scifi-Dad: Me Seeing A Healthy Relationship Between A Person And Their Father What The Fuck? What The Fuck Is This? What The Fuck?

Honey Bunny

Did-You-Kno: Her Friend Was Hospitalized And Seriously Injured, But He Said ‘The Last Thing I Remember Is Rebecca Pushing Me And Telling Me To Hurry Up.’ Source

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