late2totheparty: Old folks be up at 5:30am fully dressed & groomed……… To go sit on the porch.

late2totheparty: Old folks be up at 5:30am fully dressed & groomed……… To go sit on the porch.

Lesbiantheoryofvalue: Fartgallery: Starbucks Barista: Ive Got A Caffe Mocha For… “Russian Spy”? Everybody: [Remains Seated And Eyes Each Other Suspiciously] Barista [Throwing His Cia Badge At The Floor In Defeat]: Dammit I Thought For Sure That

Gwynndolin: Gwynndolin: Kiss Your Fucking Gf’s Tummy You Bastards Ill Fucking Know If You Don’t . Don’t Test Me

Mjalti: Mjalti: I Hate Giving Ppl My Phone Number Cuz Then They’ll Be Calling And Texting Me Like … This Is My Safe Space … Show Some Respect A Voicemail Bitch A Voicemail? Are We Married?

Pretty And Petty

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Celinehoe: Attitude Towards Boys: Disappointed But Not Surprised

Dancinginthesetrees: Nicollekidman: Natalie Portman Radiates Such A Terrifying Energy I Can’t Describe It….. It’s Not Exactly Evil But It’s Not Warm Either…. I Feel Like She Could Unhinge Her Jaw And Drag Me Into The Ocean Like A Kraken But

Writingitdown: I Can’t Shake The Feeling That I’ll Always Either Be Too Much Or Not Enough. Too Much To Handle, But Never Enough To Satisfy.

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Qui Verra Vivra

Kissmyindecisiveasscrackmaggots: “I Crave The Most Innocent Parts Of A Relationship. Like Holding Hands, Forehead Kisses And Being Able To Tell Someone How Much I Adore Them.” — @Sexual-Texts (Via Sexual-Texts)

In Your Head.

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