firedrill:dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in blissme: *takes sip*me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started

firedrill:dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in blissme: takes sipme: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started

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