Coolator: I Wanna Be One Of Those People Who Does Yoga At Sunrise And Drinks Water Out Of Mason Jars Filled With Berries And Twigs And Shit
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
