science666: *punches water* goodbye fucking piece of shit hydrogen bonds

science666: punches water goodbye fucking piece of shit hydrogen bonds

I Hate Watching Porn And The Girl Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Take All Of His Dick When It&Amp;Rsquo;S Reasonably Sized, Like Dude Stop Whining About How Big It Is And Just Take It Lol

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Drewmichaelchadwicksbutt: You Know Youre In Too Deep When You Picture Yourself Snuggling In Bed Next To Them Or When You Are Doing Something Fun And Wish They Were There To Share That Moment With You Or The Worst Is When You See Something And Think Oh

Madisonbumgarnersgrandslams: This Is The Greatest Headline Of Our Generation

Wifipasswords:i Have Zero Patience For Rude Old People I Don’t Care If You’re A Senior I’ll Fucking Fight You Lets See What Moves They Taught Your Wrinkled Ass In The War Of 1812 Talk Shit Get Hit

Jazeth:i Don’t Like Your Girlfriend

My New Account Is Krxs100

My New Account Is Krxs100

Dirks:today I Wanted To Hold One Of The Lizards At Petco And The Guy Was Like “Ok But I Must Ask Are You 18?” And I Thought He Said “Are You A Teen?” And Im Like Yeah! So I Held A Lizard Illegally

Sorry-Im-Kate: Sombreur: Unclecloe:yungh0E: Kitten-Kate:skaterparadise: Lonelylounge: Toonicetocare:sworn2Micmac:vansandlesbians: Ultra-Overdosin: Sheyearnsfortheocean:retr0Philia:ayeitsnotbilly: *Make You Cumm **Give You Emotional Stability

Fasterfood: U Wake Up On Christmas Morning And Go Downstairs, Full Of Excitement. Somebody Is Stealing All Of Your Christmas Presents. It Is Jesus. “Its My Birthday, Not Yours” He Hisses Menacingly, Then Runs Away With All Your Gifts In His Arms

Solluxsmatesprit: I Hate When You Have To Order At A Restaurant, But All The Menu Items Have Really Goofy Or Long Names. Like Wtf Its So Embarrassing To Look Your Waiter In The Eyes And Be Like “Yes I’ll Have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib

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