so I’ve been babysitting this little boy for less than a week and he’s already accidentally called me “Mom” at least three times

so I’ve been babysitting this little boy for less than a week and he’s already accidentally called me “Mom” at least three times

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The Facts Were These:

Girls Are Always Talking About How &Amp;Ldquo;Creepy&Amp;Rdquo; Hispanic Truck Drivers Are, But All I Notice Is That, When I&Amp;Rsquo;M On My Bike, They&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Only Ones Who Let Me Cross The Street Before They Turn.

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I Sang &Amp;Ldquo;You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman&Amp;Rdquo; (The Aretha Franklin Version) At Karaoke Last Night. (Lolwut) It Was Fun.

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