A Little Boy Asks His Dad; &Quot;What's Between Mom's Legs?&Quot; The Father Answers,&Quot; Paradise.&Quot; The Kid Asks Again,&Quot;Whats Between Your Legs?&Quot; The Father Replies, &Quot;The Key To Paradise.&Quot; Then, The Son Says, &Quot;Piece Of Advice Dad, Change The Lock. The Neighbor Has
