If hubby doesn’t make the bed just right… … his backside will be red all night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

If hubby doesn’t make the bed just right… … his backside will be red all night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Feeling Generous Today. Tell Me The Title Of A Book Behind Me. Then A Page Number. Then A Line Number. Then A Word Number. If That Word Is &Amp;Ldquo;Release&Amp;Rdquo; I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Unlock Your Chastity Belt And You Can Take Me Any Way You Want.

Before I Approve Your Cleaning Job On This Room, Put Your Eggs And Bacon On The Floor. No, Not On A Plate, You Idiot. If It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Clean Enough To Eat Off The Floor Then &Amp;Hellip; Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Excellent, You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Finished Your Chores?You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Made Me Very Happy. Happy, Because I Know The Fact That You Finished So Quickly Means You Forgot One Of Them&Amp;Hellip;. I Think It&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be More Fun To Punish You Tomorrow Morning. Goodnight.

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Always Preferred Images Where The Caption Is In The Picture, But Until Now I Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Figure Out A Sensible Way To Do It. For The Time Being At Least, All New Pictures Should Have Captions In Image And Also I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be Going Over

I Agree, This Is The Best Photo Of Me You’ve Taken. I Want 10 Completely Different Captions On It For Your Tumblr. And No, This One Doesn’t Count. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: Redheadmuse, Via Itmoved)

Remember How Last Month You Agreed To Pay Me 75% Of Your Salary Every Month? And Then You Asked To Renegotiate Because You Found It Hard To Cope With So Little Left? So I Agreed To Renegotiate? Now, What Shall It Be From Now On. 80%? 85%? Good Boy.

You’d Love To Tenderly Kiss Every Part Of My Skin. You’d Love To Caress Me And Stroke Me And Massage Me. You’d Love To Gradually Move To Tender Parts And Slowly Bring Me To Shuddering Orgasm. Over. And. Over. Again. And Not Have Me Consider

That’s Not Bad But Not Good Enough. Write Another 2000 Word Essay On My Beauty. I’m Going To Bed And I’ll Mark It When I Get Up. And You’re Not Allowed To Use The Letter E. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: Redheadmuse, Via Itmoved)

How’s You Guesswork Today, Hubby?What Punishment Am I Thinking About? A Fine? Another Month In Chastity? Withdrawal Of Internet And Tv Privileges For A Week? A Caning? Sleeping On The Floor? If You Guess Right I’ll Just Use That Punishment

Poor Darling, Suffering Like That For Four Hours. Your Reward Is One Bra Strap Half Off My Shoulder. Can You Imagine What It Will Take To Get Everything Off? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: Redheadmuse, Via Itmoved)

Sorry, My Hair Was Over My Ear So Maybe I Misheard. Repeat That Request Again. Unless Of Course You Realise It Would Be A Mistake To Ask For Release. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: Redheadmuse, Via Itmoved)

No, I Don’t Think That’s Going To Happen. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: Redheadmuse, Via Itmoved)

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