No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night. Hurry up and put you hood on. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night. Hurry up and put you hood on. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh No, Silly, It Is Our Honeymoon At This Gorgeous Castle. Of Course You Won’t Have To Stay In The Dungeon All The Time. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Honey, You Ask That Again On Our Honeymoon And It Won’t Be The First Month Of Your Marriage Without Sex, It Will Be The First Year. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Shall I, Shan’t I? Shall I, Shan’t I? Ok Then I Shall. It Is Our Wedding Night. I Shall Let You Sleep In Bed With Me Tonight Instead Of On The Floor. As Long As You Make Me Come Three Times And You Don’t Come At All. | Caption Credit:

Ok, Fun’s Over. Go Fetch The Wrist-Cuffs, Ankle-Cuffs, And Riding Crop. We’ll Start With Dealing With The Fact You Got Us A Bridal Suite Without A Bed It’s Easy To Spread-Eagle You To. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Don’t Worry, I Didn’t Tell Anyone Why We Were Having A Motoring Honeymoon. No Need To Tell Them There Was No Way I Was Letting You Out Of Your Metal Chastity Belt To Go Through Airport Security. Now Be A Good Sub And Drive Carefully. | Caption

What A Great Honeymoon Location! That Photographer Might Guess Where My Hand Is But There’s No Way She’d Guess That I’m Feeling Hard Steel Instead Of Hard Cock. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Ok Husband, Let’s See If You Are Getting Any On Your Wedding Night. If You Can Get Me Completely Naked Using Only Your Teeth, Without Damaging Any Of My Lingerie, You Can Have Sex With Your Bride. If Not I Get To Use You Any Way I Like As A Sex

Some New Husbands Like To Shave On Their Honeymoon Because It Is Better For Their Wives When They Get Intimate. Not This One. Some New Wives Like To Punish Their Husbands Severely For Any Lapses Because It Is Better For Them When They Get Intimate.

Boy, You’re In Trouble For Taking Your Eye Off The Road. That’s Your Last Chance Gone Of Sex On Your Honeymoon. Your Last Chance Of Orgasm, Sorry, You’ll Be Involved In A Lot Of Sex. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Wow, Our Version Of This Would Be The Shortest Book In The World. &Amp;Ldquo;Groom, Give All Your Money To Your Wife For The Rest Of Your Life.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Bride, Let Him.&Amp;Quot; | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

It’s Great To Relax On The Beach On Our Honeymoon, Isn’t It Darling? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh Look Honey, It’s Daylight. Our Wedding Night Is Over. I’ll Come Over And Untie You From The Bed So We Can Go Down To Breakfast. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband