Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence that my dog has the same name as my husband. I just smile and say “not so much.” | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence that my dog has the same name as my husband. I just smile and say “not so much.” | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

That’s The Last One Of Your Credit Cards Gone. Now Crawl To The Bedroom So You Can Start To Thank Me. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh Honey, You Know That Would Be Against My Principles. You Know It’s Against My Principles To Have Sex With You Unless You Crawl Under My Feet And Suck My Heels In Public. But That’s Fine, It’s Not Against My Principles To Use You As My Sex

Right Here, Hubby. You Just Stand Right Here For An Hour, Staring At The Wall, Thinking About Your Failures, And Composing The Apology Letter You’ll Write Me When The Hour Is Up. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Because There Was No Soap In The Bathroom When I Needed To Wash My Hands, That’s Why You’re Chained Down Here. If You Can Make It 24 Hours Without Hitting The Emergency Release, We’ll Consider This Incident Dealt With. | Caption Credit: Uxorious

You See Hubby, That’s How My Pet Crawls. Hands And Knees, Your Feet Don’t Touch The Ground. Now Get Your Collar On While I Fetch Your Leash. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

One Thing I’ve Never Understood. Why Do They Call It “Going Down On Me” When You Have To Start With My Toes And Work Your Way Up? Going Down, Going Up, Whatever. Get On With It. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Just Got To Stretch And Get Myself Loose And Ready For My Physical Activities On Our Wedding Night. You Wouldn’t Want Me To Hurt Myself When I Cane You, Would You? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

No I Do Not Like The Way This Strap Hurts My Butt Cheek. Which Is Why I’m Only Wearing This Stupid Outfit To Let You Take A Photo Of Me As An Anniversary Present. Does Remind Me Though, Let’s Remind Ourselves How You Like Straps Hurting Your

Ok, You Got The Photo? Great. Frame It And Hang It Here In The Kitchen, Cos That’s All You Are Going To See Of Me In The Kitchen Ever Again. Except For Surprise Inspections Of Course. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husbands

I Love To Stand Here And Think Romantic Thoughts… Shall I Use The Handcuffs, Blindfold, Gag, Chains, Ropes, Whip, Cane, Paddle, …. ? Yes. But In What Order? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Oh Hubby, You Have Just No Idea How Much Hard Work, Struggle, And Suffering You Are Going To Have To Go Through To Get Up To That Clasp. Let’s Get Started. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Hubby, Get Yourself Toiletted And Have A Shower. Then Come Back Right Here And I’m Going To Do Exactly What I Want With You. Which Is Lock You In This Closet Overnight. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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