And a night to forget the location of one tiny, important detail.

And a night to forget the location of one tiny, important detail.

I’m Not A Lawyer, But I’m Pretty Sure She’s Right And That’s How It Works.

Fun Fact: The First Sideshow Tattooed Lady Became The First Sideshow Tattooed Lady Because Her Boyfriend Was Uncomfortable With Her Being The Bearded Lady.

I Wonder What The Initial Punishment Was. Unfortunately, The Caption Doesn’t Tell. Now Thank Her For Her Generosity.

At Least Your Beverage Doesn’t Contain Extracts From Bull Testicles. Because That Tastes Horrible. And Is Unkind To The Bulls.

Your Girlfriend Is Telling Everyone What You’re Wearing Inside Your Trunks. But At Least She Didn’t Make You Wear Your Other Trunks, With “I’m Wearing A Chastity Cage, And My Girlfriend Owns The Keys” Printed On Them In Huge Letters.

I Find It A Bit Strange That There Is A Medical, Neo-Latin Term For Coulrophilia, But Not For Chastity Play. Has Anyone A Fancy, Latin-Sounding Term For This Thing When A Guy Wants To Be Locked In A Chastity Device And Hands Over The Key To Someone Else?

She Could End All Wars On Earth. But She Has To Prioritize.

If You’ve Never Heard Of Mixed Singles Beach Basketball, Its Rules Are Similar To Calvinball.

Can You Do One With Sanders And Trump? – Noone

I’m A Bit Irritated By The Glaring Hole Her Panties Have Right Above Her Hip. What’s Up With That? If You Look Closely, You Can See That The Hole Has A Seam, So The Hole Is Obviously An Intentional Feature And Not A Bug. Is It Supposed To Increase

Vladimir Nabokov, Himself A Russian Immigrant, Mentions In One Of His Books On The Occasion Of Russian Immigrants The Fondness Of Non-Native Speakers For Puns And Wordplays In Their New Language Of Choice. I Can Certainly Relate: I Mean, Look At Me, I

I Love The Olive, It’s Such A Funny Detail, Putting The Whole Thing Right At The Delightful Edge Between Sexy And Ridiculous.

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