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I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure she’s right and that’s how it works.

I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure she’s right and that’s how it works.

I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure she’s right and that’s how it works.

Fun Fact: The First Sideshow Tattooed Lady Became The First Sideshow Tattooed Lady Because Her Boyfriend Was Uncomfortable With Her Being The Bearded Lady.

Fun Fact: The First Sideshow Tattooed Lady Became The First Sideshow Tattooed Lady

I Wonder What The Initial Punishment Was. Unfortunately, The Caption Doesn’t Tell. Now Thank Her For Her Generosity.

I Wonder What The Initial Punishment Was. Unfortunately, The Caption Doesn’t Tell.

At Least Your Beverage Doesn’t Contain Extracts From Bull Testicles. Because That Tastes Horrible. And Is Unkind To The Bulls.

At Least Your Beverage Doesn’t Contain Extracts From Bull Testicles. Because That

Your Girlfriend Is Telling Everyone What You’re Wearing Inside Your Trunks. But At Least She Didn’t Make You Wear Your Other Trunks, With “I’m Wearing A Chastity Cage, And My Girlfriend Owns The Keys” Printed On Them In Huge Letters.

Your Girlfriend Is Telling Everyone What You’re Wearing Inside Your Trunks. But

I Find It A Bit Strange That There Is A Medical, Neo-Latin Term For Coulrophilia, But Not For Chastity Play. Has Anyone A Fancy, Latin-Sounding Term For This Thing When A Guy Wants To Be Locked In A Chastity Device And Hands Over The Key To Someone Else?

I Find It A Bit Strange That There Is A Medical, Neo-Latin Term For Coulrophilia,

She Could End All Wars On Earth. But She Has To Prioritize.

She Could End All Wars On Earth. But She Has To Prioritize.

If You’ve Never Heard Of Mixed Singles Beach Basketball, Its Rules Are Similar To Calvinball.

If You’ve Never Heard Of Mixed Singles Beach Basketball, Its Rules Are Similar

Can You Do One With Sanders And Trump? – Noone

Can You Do One With Sanders And Trump? – Noone

I’m A Bit Irritated By The Glaring Hole Her Panties Have Right Above Her Hip. What’s Up With That? If You Look Closely, You Can See That The Hole Has A Seam, So The Hole Is Obviously An Intentional Feature And Not A Bug. Is It Supposed To Increase

I’m A Bit Irritated By The Glaring Hole Her Panties Have Right Above Her Hip. What’s

Vladimir Nabokov, Himself A Russian Immigrant, Mentions In One Of His Books On The Occasion Of Russian Immigrants The Fondness Of Non-Native Speakers For Puns And Wordplays In Their New Language Of Choice. I Can Certainly Relate: I Mean, Look At Me, I

Vladimir Nabokov, Himself A Russian Immigrant, Mentions In One Of His Books On The

I Love The Olive, It’s Such A Funny Detail, Putting The Whole Thing Right At The Delightful Edge Between Sexy And Ridiculous.

I Love The Olive, It’s Such A Funny Detail, Putting The Whole Thing Right At The

With Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Almost Here, Maybe You Could Make A Caption For Lupercalia, The Original, And Probably Sexier, Roman Version Of The Holiday, Where Infibulated Slaves Would Serve Their Misrtresses At Feasts And Orgies. – Anonymwe Had Guests

With Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Almost Here, Maybe You Could Make A Caption For Lupercalia,

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