manywinged:“darling” is honestly such a good pet name because it’s sweet but saying it it also makes you feel like a really gay villain

manywinged:“darling” is honestly such a good pet name because it’s sweet but saying it it also makes you feel like a really gay villain

Headspace-Hotel:have Bad Case Of &Amp;Ldquo;Loves Characters So So So So Much Disease&Amp;Rdquo; Terminal I&Amp;Rsquo;M Afraid

Georgiansuggestion: A Cat Will Say, “Lord! But I Do Tire Of Sleeping In This Place, I Must Rest From It And Sleep Elsewhere,” And In This They Are Utterly Correct.

Funny-Tik-Toks:

Insomniac-Arrest: I Don’t Put My Mental Disorders In My Bio Since As I Writer I Believe In The Principle Of Show Don’t Tell. And Boy Do I Go On This Site Every Day And Show.

Knifefightscene:no More Girlbossing I Want To Girl Rest Girl Sleep Girl Lay Down Etc

Disc80S:how Is Piracy Bad? It’s Sharing. And Sharing Is Caring.

Dankmemeuniversity:

Switchingtogeico:switchingtogeico:

Netherworldpost:netherworldpost:because I Will Never Be Able To Eat Lava… (I Pause To Look Pleadingly At A Volcanologist, They Sternly, Subtly Shake Their Head No. It Is Clear This Is An Old, Ongoing Argument.) …. My Prevailing Theory Is It Has A

Canisitsnotlupus:i Think This Is Super Important To Remember.

Ashberrrry:damn This Is Such A Good Song Let Me Play It 78 Times An Hour Until I Hate It

Asherlockstudy:heyimboredtalktome:i Feel Attackednobody Needs To Hear This

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